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So not a nerd.
So not a nerd.
Sjin - Sjin's Sneeze
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theboatwasactuallyplanc:

Sjin sneezing (then getting laughed at by Duncan & Lewis) in Skyblock #45: Bent Nozzle

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jinnbee:

(ω) UGUUUUUU!

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

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stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

battlestar70:

this couldn’t be truer

battlestar70:

this couldn’t be truer

danscrotch:

get to know dan howell | insp

hoganddice:

the13thdoctorbetterbeginger:

riversnogs:

It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.

oh

oh no

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

flowerlock:

sherlock: mummy now you have to start calling me sherlock because it makes me sound 10 times more dramatic

mummy: *sighs deeply* i knew this day was going to come *stripes through this event on her ‘dramatic things william will decide to do one day’ list*

shadogal94:

mecto—amorous:

consistentlyaverage:

dendropsyche:

mecto—amorous:

two robots who are girlfriends and one is super high tech and the other is kind of a cheap poorly made model and shes really self conscious compared to her shiny new state of the art girlfriend but the high tech girlfriend is like shhshhshh no baby ur adorable glitches and faulty parts and all

So basically lesbian wall.e?

#is it even 100%certain that wall.e is a guy anyway

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK YOU’RE HIRED

Mum: do you have any pictures of grumpy cat on your phone?
Me: no. it's an old meme.
Mum: but it's a living creature!
Me: it's a /meme/.
Mum: what do you mean by meeeeme? It's a real animal!
kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

Send me a color

calibore:

Scarlet - I like you.

Teal - I’d date you.

Red - I love you

Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.

Yellow - You’re amazing.

Purple - I miss you.

Blue - I want to meet you.

Lilac - You’re cool.

Brown - I don’t like you.

Green - I like your tumblr.

Black - You’re beautiful.

White - Delete your tumblr.

Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

the Internet was asking when I was going to do it and if I’d wear a white T-shirt apparently. And I actually did wear a white T-shirt for the last one, which they [the fans] were apparently quite happy about, so I was saving the Internet!
Benedict Cumberbatch on his ALS ice bucket challenge (via benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend)