what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
dear mr. alex hirsch
please let bill be short for billiam
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif
I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?
illegal gender magic is probably the best phrase ever
fun fact: in canada, witchery is still illegal in the books so technically if you do a glamour spell to be correctly gendered by people, it really is illegal gender magic
“I remember when I was doing “Rent” and I was too thin, and I was doing that on purpose because I’m dying, I’m a HIV+ drug addict. I remember having to eat raw food and doing all this work to make sure I could stay thin… And I remember everyone asking me when I was doing press for the movie, “what did you do to get so thin? You looked great!” and I’m like, “I looked emaciated.” It’s a form of violence in the way that we look at women and how we expect them to look and be, for… what’s sake? No…
I love her so much, you guys.
Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
This is one of the best things iv seen today
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen